When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like this
a public service announcement
I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers ever told us this.
Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs
A wooden door stuffed with cocaine
Frogs in a film canister
Cocaine disguised as candy
Cats filled with opium
Snake in a clay pot
A gecko in a false book
A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey
A METRIC TON OF WEED
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
i saved my snapchat story when i woke up from being knocked out and thought i should share it
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
white boy: *peeks inside* locking the doors without me? ;)
chill hazel grace its a metaphor
"I had a bacterial infection when I was two that turned into gangrene. People don’t believe all the things I can do. Like write. I have some of the best handwriting in my class." She put her arms together to show me how she would hold a pencil or pen.
"Are you in school?"
"Well I just finished medical school to become a medical assistant." Just then she got a phone call, swiped open the touch screen and effortlessly held the phone up to her ear. I waited patiently as she tried to work out some logistics with a family member. "That was my grandma. She’s on her way to pick me up and take me to my dance studio."
"Yeah, you should come to my performance."
I told her I would absolutely love to.
You fucking go girl.
She’s a truly gorgeous dancer.
She has the best handwriting and eye-makeup skills too!
mashallah what a beauty
It’s worth watching the video, too. Not only is she dancing in it but she’s dancing at Julliard.
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo
this is amazing
This is me all fucking day.