todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

masterofintrigue:

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ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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imnotatvaddict:

makeitworthwatching:

as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

Girlgroups taking over the world. 

I was NOT expecting that

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hanamurateruteru:

there is so much to this and it kills me every time

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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aros:

Stock Coffee / Arhitektura Budjevac

aros:

Stock Coffee / Arhitektura Budjevac

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mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

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forthebrave:

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

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chaotic-genius:

genalovestoons:

chicagoteddy:

u-ok:

catbountry:

kittypistol:

divineinfekted:

nomud:

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FOOT BALL

SNAKE? SNAKE!
SNAAAAAAAAAAA-KEE.

HOLLER HOLLER GET DOLLAR

This is one of those relatively rare moments on tumblr when I have no idea what the fuck is going on

Allow me to shed some light on the subject.

It’s not gay if it’s on thr moon

chaotic-genius:

genalovestoons:

chicagoteddy:

u-ok:

catbountry:

kittypistol:

divineinfekted:

nomud:

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE ERRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB

FOOT BALL

SNAKE? SNAKE!

SNAAAAAAAAAAA-KEE.

HOLLER HOLLER GET DOLLAR

This is one of those relatively rare moments on tumblr when I have no idea what the fuck is going on

Allow me to shed some light on the subject.

It’s not gay if it’s on thr moon

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